Monday Eyes.

thelordofthebutts:

if there’s one thing i learned from the internet it’s that i never should’ve started using the internet

If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend
Me: Can you do it one more time?
Tom: No
Me: Please?
Tom: No
Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom: *sigh* okay
Me: ..........
Tom: Kneel before me...
Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.

milesjai:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

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tupacabra:

tupacabra:

you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!

nevermind i found it

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

winchestercodependency:

petewentz-:

the-i-in-hiatus:

celebutots:

Pete Wentz & Bronx (May 21)

1) I still think Bronx looks more like Patrick than Pete.
2) Bronx is wearing baby uggs. 

1) Yes
2) The boots remind him of uncle patrick’s boots

dammit pete let your son walk

winchestercodependency:

petewentz-:

the-i-in-hiatus:

celebutots:

Pete Wentz & Bronx (May 21)

1) I still think Bronx looks more like Patrick than Pete.

2) Bronx is wearing baby uggs. 

1) Yes

2) The boots remind him of uncle patrick’s boots

dammit pete let your son walk

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

areyouafraidofthedark:

Okay, so I have been waiting to see The Used since 2004. They’re my favorite band and my biggest inspiration. At times, their music was the only thing that kept me going. I love them to death and beyond.

Yesterday at the 97x Backyard BBQ, I literally FOUGHT my way to the barrier in the really hot, shitty Florida weather and stood a mixture of dirt, water, and shit for hours just so I was in front of Jeph. I finally got my chance to see them and the show was free.

Right before Shine, Bert made this speech, looked at me and smiled. I literally broke down in tears.

I had this written on my arm when they came on stage and Bert saw it. (I caught Dan’s drumstick at the end of the show.) This was the best moment of my entire life.